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Akpos

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by D-Expendable, Mar 5, 2018.

  1. D-Expendable

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    Akpos enters a church n finds the priest.
    Priest: How may I help you son?
    Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she’s not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess. Then go to the confession area
    Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned
    Priest: What are your sins my son?
    Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister.
    Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess
    Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt’s place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin
    Priest: You know that is wrong my son
    Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone…
    Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague
    Akpos: Yes father
    Then there was total silence after that.
    Akpos: Father?
    Akpos: Fatherrr?
    Still no reply
    Akpos: Father are you dia??
    Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding.
    Akpos: Why are you hiding father?
    Priest (shaking with fear): I’ve just realised I’m the only one here and you came looking for your wife.
     
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